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Young gay men can learn from me
...Time Out London

Julian Clary on fame, finding a husband and Big Brother
...Scout London

Lesbian couple propose live on-stage at Julian Clary show

Clary in the community
...Sheffield Star

Why on earth would you want to go on tour and leave such an idyllic home?
...The York Press

Julian Clary Reflects On Celebrity Big Brother Victory, And His New UK Tour
...Huffington Post


APRIL 2014

Thurs 17 Perth Astor Theatre

Sat 19 Melbourne Her Majesty's Theatre

Tues 22 Sydney State Theatre

Thurs 24 Brisbane The Tivoli

Sun 27 Auckland Skycity Theatre
NZ International Comedy Festival



Pre-Tour Warm-Up

Fri 14 Brighton The Old Market

Sat 15 Margate Theatre Royal

Thur 20 Canterbury Gulbenkian

Fri 21 Colchester Arts Center

Sat 22 Folkestone Quarterhouse

Sun 23 Oxford North Wall Theatre

Wed 26 Barnstaple Queens Theatre

Thur 27 Truro Hall for Cornwall

Fri 28 Exeter Corn Exchange

Sat 29 Yeovil Octagon

Sun 30 Southampton Mayflower Theatre


Wed 3 Southend Palace

Thur 4 King's Lynn Corn Exchange

Fri 5 St Albans Arena

Sat 6 Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall

Sun 7 Norwich Theatre Royal

Wed 10 Shrewsbury Theatre Severn

Thur 11 Leeds City Varieties

Fri 12 Harrogate Harrogate Theatre

Sat 13 Newcastle Journal Tyne Theatre

Sun 14 Sheffield Lyceum

Wed 17 Crawley The Hawth

Thur 18 Northampton Royal & Derngate

Fri 19 Cambridge Corn Exchange

Sat 20 Birmingham New Alexandra

Sun 21 Manchester Opera House

Wed 24 Aberdeen Music Hall

Thur 25 Perth Concert Hall

Fri 26 Berwick Upon Tweed The Maltings

Sat 27 Edinburgh Queens Hall

Sun 28 Glasgow Pavilion Theatre

Wed 31 Cardiff St Davids Hall


Thur 1 Swansea Grand Theatre

Fri 2 Brecon Theatre Brycheiniog

Sat 3 Aberystwyth Arts Centre

Sun 4 Bath Theatre Royal

Wed 7 Buxton Opera House

Thurs 8 Lancaster Grand Theatre

Fti 9 Stafford Gate House

Sat 10 Worthing Pavilion Theatre

Sun 11 Bromley Churchill Theatre

Wed 14 Dorking Dorking Halls

Thur 15 Swindon Wyvern

Fri 16 Cheltenham Town Hall - Festival

Sat 17 Bournemouth Pavilion

Sun 18 Basingstoke The Anvil

Wed 21 Eastbourne Congress Theatre

Thur 22 London 02 Shepherds Bush Empire

Fri 23 London 02 Shepherds Bush Empire

APRIL 2013

Pre-Tour Warm-Up

Thur 18 Norwich Playhouse

Sun 21 Jersey Opera House

Wed 24 Bexhill de la Warr Pavilion

Thur 25 Dartford Orchard

Fri 26 Horsham The Capitol

Sat 27 Salford Quays The Lowry

Sun 28 Richmond Theatre


Wed 1 Harlow Playhouse

Thurs 2 Oxford Playhouse

Fri 3 Shanklin IOW Shanklin Theatre

Sat 4 Salisbury City Hall

Sun 5 Nottingham Playhouse

Thur 9 Bedford Corn Exchange

Fri 10 High Wycombe Swan Theatre

Sat 11 Canterbury Marlowe Theatre

Sun 12 Milton Keynes Theatre

Wed 15 Bristol Colston Hall

Thurs 16 Poole Lighthouse Arts Theatre

Fri 17 Coventry Warwick Arts Centre

Sat 18 Monmouth Savoy Theatre

Sun 19 Aldershot Princes Hall

Wed 22 Ipswich Regent Theatre

Thurs 23 Derby Assembly Rooms

Fri 24 Leicester De Montfort Hall

Sat 25 Liverpool Royal Court

Sun 26 York Grand Opera House

Tues 28 Bradford St Georges Hall

Wed 29 Manchester Middleton Arena

Thurs 30 Hull New Theatre

Fri 31 Wolverhampton Civic Hall


Sat 1 Brighton Dome

Sun 2 London Palace Theatre


Australia & New Zealand Tour
17th April to 27th April 2014


International comedy treasure and self-proclaimed 'Lord of the Mince' Julian Clary returned for his 8th Australian tour in April 2014 with his brand new show Position Vacant: Apply Within, One of his most successful shows to date!

Master of camp Julian Clary is scouring the land in search of love. He's promised to leave no straight unturned. "Because I'm still considered to be quite a catch and because your town is noted for it's heterosexuals on the cusp, there's bound to be stiff competition", says Julian. "Therefore I'll be hosting ruthless elimination games. You can be sure of one thing. By the end of the evening, we'll all be celebrating my new partnership."

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Click to read Audience Reviews on  Ticketmaster

"Looking for love, in holiday-camp style..."
The Times

"Towering over the audience on stilts and dressed in ra-ra style trousers, Julian Clary charmed the audience with his outrageous style from the off."  Shropshire Star

"This was a spectacular show that left the audience breathless with laughter. But I suspect the point was to soften us up for a real and heartfelt message. The final song "Being straight is okay Ė but itís cool to be gay," describes the daily challenges still faced by gay people all over the world. It is sincere and delivered with great pathos..."  Nottingham Post

"Fun, side-splitting, colourful and, above all, rude Julian is truly the ĎLord of Minceí and Position Vacant: Apply Within is a farce that would be a shame to miss..."  West Sussex County Times

"Julianís show is great fun and a fantastic way to spend an evening..."  Milton Keynes Web

"Hilarious ... Julian delivers his unique deadpan putdowns over and over, and it's very funny ... Mr Clary at his best..."  The Bristol Post

"Julian has always been able to make me laugh until I can barely breathe but his performance this time round also gave me - and everyone else it seemed - something to think about..."  This Is South Wales

"I honestly laughed out loud from start to finish..."  This Is Kent

"It is classic, and maybe even vintage, Clary stuff but why change a formula that has kept you at the very top of your game for a generation?"  WhatsOnStage.com

"It's all a good laugh, but at the heart of all this mirth is a powerful message."  North Devon Journal

"With a steady and reliable stream of double entendres and tales about his triumphant time in the Big Brother House, Clary kept the audience in laughs and whoops."  Norwich Evening News

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