"Julian Clary is pure genius"
The Joy of Mincing
Julian Clary's UK Tour
25th March to 27th May, 2016
Julian Clary, national trinket, author, TV and radio star is coming up your way...
The Joy of Mincing is Julian Clary's celebration of 30 years as a camp comedian. There is so much to tell you; the ups and downs of his sordid love life, the true and heart stopping account of how he saved Dame Joan Collins' life, and don’t start him on the perils of his DIY electrical home enema kit.
On stage Julian will proudly wear his well-deserved M.B.E (Mincer of the British Empire). It was the last thing he expected to receive when he knelt down in front of Prince Charles in the scullery at Buckingham Palace…
And because Julian gives and gives (until it hurts) he will be handing out honours to the lucky few in the audience too. This is Julian at his filthy best. Live and unplugged.
Come and witness a masterclass in camp comedy.
'He never falters. You think knob jokes are easy? Clary makes them flow like cheap German wine. It’s absolute fluff, but he pulls it off.' Dominic Maxwell. The Times.
'Outrageously funny. A master comedian at the top of his game.' Andrew Edwards What’s On Stage.
Photo credit: Tony Briggs
"THE JOY OF MINCING"|
Fri 25 GLASGOW Comedy Festival BOOK
Thurs 14 YEOVIL Octagon BOOK
Fri 15 EXETER Corn Exchange BOOK
Sat 16 CARDIFF St Davids Hall BOOK
Sun 17 NORWICH Theatre Royal SOON
Wed 20 SOUTHEND Palace Theatre SOON
Thurs 21 BASINGSTOKE The Anvil BOOK
Fri 22 TUNBRIDGE WELLS Assembly BOOK
Sat 23 BRIGHTON Brighton Dome BOOK
Sun 24 CANTERBURY Marlowe BOOK
Wed 27 BIRMINGHAM Alexandra BOOK
Thurs 28 BUXTON Opera House BOOK
Fri 29 HARROGATE Royal Hall BOOK
Sat 30 NORTHAMPTON R & D BOOK
Sun 1 SHREWSBURY Theatre Severn BOOK
Wed 4 ST ALBANS The Alban Arena BOOK
Thurs 5 DORKING Dorking Halls BOOK
Fri 6 CRAWLEY The Hawth BOOK
Sat 7 SHANKLIN IOW Shanklin BOOK
Sun 8 SOUTHAMPTON Mayflower BOOK
Wed 11 LEEDS City Varieties BOOK
Thurs 12 LANCASTER Grand Theatre SOON
Fri 13 EDINBURGH EICC Pentland SOON
Sat 14 BERWICK UPON TWEED BOOK
Sun 15 NEWCASTLE Theatre Royal SOON
Wed 18 EASTBOURNE Congress BOOK
Thurs 19 SWINDON Wyvern Theatre BOOK
Fri 20 LONDON SB Empire BOOK
Sat 21 LONDON SB Empire BOOK
Sun 22 CHELTENHAM Town Hall BOOK
Wed 25 KINGS LYNN Corn Exchange BOOK
Thurs 26 STAFFORD Gatehouse BOOK
Fri 27 MANCHESTER Opera House BOOK
ALL TICKETS ALSO BOOKABLE THROUGH
Julian Clary's debut Children's BOOK 'The Bolds' - out Now!
For children aged 8 and above.
Mr and Mrs Bold are just like you and me: they live in a nice house (in Teddington), they have jobs (like writing Christmas cracker jokes) and they love to have a bit of a giggle. One slight difference: they're hyenas. Yes, that's right - they're covered in fur, have tails tucked into their trousers, and they really, really like to laugh.
So far, the Bolds have managed to keep things under wraps, even when their children Bobby and Betty were born. But the nosy man next door smells a rat (or a hyena), and a trip to the local wildlife park, and the brilliantly wacky heist that results, could be the end of Teddington's best-kept secret. Whatever will the neighbours think?
"I wanted to write a children's BOOK to relive the thrill I used
to get as a child entering a fictional world. The idea came from stories I used to make up
for myself as a child, and I grew up in Teddington – a very suburban place with tree-lined
streets and a nice park – so it seemed right and proper to set it there. I am thrilled to have
the wonderful illustrator David Roberts bring The Bolds to life for me. He has the ability to
convey my humour brilliantly and his drawings are always funny and endearing. Mrs
Bold's hats are a particular delight!"
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Sat 19 Dec to Sun 31 Jan - Tickets