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"Julian Clary is pure genius"
...Birmingham Mail



The Joy of Mincing
Julian Clary's UK Tour
Part 1: Now to 27th May
Part 2: 11th October to 6th November

"Absolutely brilliant. Cheeks were aching from laughing so much." N111chy, Cardiff.

"I loved every minute and would happily go and see him again and again." Nandocat, Glasgow.

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Julian Clary, national trinket, author, TV and radio star is coming up your way...

The Joy of Mincing is Julian Clary's celebration of  30 years as a camp comedian. There is so much to tell you; the ups and downs of his sordid love life, the true and heart stopping account of how he saved Dame Joan Collins' life, and don’t start him on the perils of his DIY electrical home enema kit.

On stage Julian will proudly wear his well-deserved M.B.E (Mincer of the British Empire). It was the last thing he expected to receive when he knelt down in front of Prince Charles in the scullery at Buckingham Palace…

And because Julian gives and gives (until it hurts) he will be handing out honours to the lucky few in the audience too. This is Julian at his filthy best. Live and unplugged.

Come and witness a masterclass in camp comedy.

'He never falters. You think knob jokes are easy? Clary makes them flow like cheap German wine. It’s absolute fluff, but he pulls it off.' Dominic Maxwell. The Times.

  'Outrageously funny. A master comedian at the top of his game.' Andrew Edwards What’s On Stage.

Recommended 16+ Photo credit: Tony Briggs


"THE JOY OF MINCING"
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ALL TICKETS ALSO BOOKABLE THROUGH
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PART 1
APRIL
Thurs 14 YEOVIL Octagon BOOK
Fri 15 EXETER Corn Exchange BOOK
Sat 16 CARDIFF St Davids Hall BOOK
Sun 17 NORWICH Theatre Royal BOOK
Wed 20 SOUTHEND Palace Theatre BOOK
Thurs 21 BASINGSTOKE The Anvil BOOK
Fri 22 TUNBRIDGE WELLS Assembly BOOK
Sat 23 BRIGHTON Brighton Dome BOOK
Sun 24 CANTERBURY Marlowe BOOK
Wed 27 BIRMINGHAM Alexandra BOOK
Thurs 28 BUXTON Opera House BOOK
Fri 29 HARROGATE Royal Hall BOOK
Sat 30 NORTHAMPTON R & D BOOK
MAY
Sun 1 SHREWSBURY Theatre Severn BOOK
Wed 4 ST ALBANS The Alban Arena BOOK
Thurs 5 DORKING Dorking Halls BOOK
Fri 6 CRAWLEY The Hawth BOOK
Sat 7 SHANKLIN IOW Shanklin BOOK
Sun 8 SOUTHAMPTON Mayflower BOOK
Wed 11 LEEDS City Varieties BOOK
Thurs 12 LANCASTER Grand Theatre BOOK
Fri 13 EDINBURGH EICC Pentland BOOK
Sat 14 BERWICK UPON TWEED BOOK
Sun 15 NEWCASTLE Theatre Royal BOOK
Wed 18 EASTBOURNE Congress BOOK
Thurs 19 SWINDON Wyvern Theatre BOOK
Fri 20 LONDON Vaudeville BOOK
Sat 21 LONDON Vaudeville BOOK
The Vaudeville is a recent change of venue. Currently ticketed customers will be contacted and issued with new tickets.
Sun 22 CHELTENHAM Town Hall BOOK
Wed 25 KINGS LYNN Corn Exchange BOOK
Thurs 26 STAFFORD Gatehouse BOOK
Fri 27 MANCHESTER Opera House BOOK

PART 2
OCTOBER
Tues 11 HODDESDON The Spotlight BOOK
Wed 12 GUILDFORD G Live BOOK
Thurs 13 CAMBRIDGE On Sale Soon
Fri 14 HIGH WYCOMBE Swan BOOK
Sat 15 LINCOLN Arts Centre BOOK
Tues 18 BARNSTAPLE Queens BOOK
Wed 19 TRURO On Sale Soon
Thurs 20 WEYMOUTH Pavilion BOOK
Fri 21 MONMOUTH Savoy BOOK
Sat 22 NOTTINGHAM Playhouse BOOK
Wed 26 CHELMSFORD Civic Theatre BOOK
Thurs 27 READING Concert Hall BOOK
Fri 28 LEICESTER On Sale Soon
Sat 29 BURY ST EDMONDS Royal BOOK
Sun 30 FOLKESTONE Leas Cliff Hall BOOK
NOVEMBER
Wed 2 PETERBOROUGH Cresset BOOK
Thurs 3 WREXHAM Wm Ashton Hall BOOK
Fri 4 CREWE Lyceum BOOK
Sat 5 LEAMINGTON SPA BOOK
Sun 6 BROMLEY Churchill BOOK

ALL TICKETS ALSO BOOKABLE THROUGH
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Julian performed The Joy of Mincing in Australia in February at the Adelaide Fringe Festival. He was also named Adelaide Fringe Ambassador and lead the Fringe Parade



'The Bolds'
Julian Clary's Children's Books
Book 2 Now Out


For children aged 8 and above.

Mr and Mrs Bold are just like you and me: they live in a nice house (in Teddington), they have jobs (like writing Christmas cracker jokes) and they love to have a bit of a giggle. One slight difference: they're hyenas. Yes, that's right - they're covered in fur, have tails tucked into their trousers, and they really, really like to laugh.

So far, the Bolds have managed to keep things under wraps, even when their children Bobby and Betty were born. But the nosy man next door smells a rat (or a hyena), and a trip to the local wildlife park, and the brilliantly wacky heist that results, could be the end of Teddington's best-kept secret. Whatever will the neighbours think?

Julian says:
"I wanted to write a children's BOOK to relive the thrill I used to get as a child entering a fictional world. The idea came from stories I used to make up for myself as a child, and I grew up in Teddington – a very suburban place with tree-lined streets and a nice park – so it seemed right and proper to set it there. I am thrilled to have the wonderful illustrator David Roberts bring The Bolds to life for me. He has the ability to convey my humour brilliantly and his drawings are always funny and endearing. Mrs Bold's hats are a particular delight!"

Order Books and eBooks at
The Bolds' website





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